“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
I’ve waited FOREVER for this
wait a second
didnt all the guardians have lives before they became guardians????
"You should have seen bunny before this"
Pretty sure the point behind this line was to make us all hate both Garrett and Ward a little more.
Which it did
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was going to be about gay marriage.
nOOOOO THERE’S LEAD AND FOLLOW ON HER EYELASHES THIS IS MICRO FACIAL ANIMATION GUUUYYYSSS
They made rigs for her eyelashes…her EYELASHES
out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose
HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA
LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST
MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY
ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.
THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED
EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST
PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK
SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER
AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND
HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA
HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM
HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM
FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL
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